textpoops:

hitlervevo:

textpoops:

hitlervevo:

today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead

Actually no you can’t because you’re dead please do not spread lies to the relatively easily deceived tumblr community

STOP I MEANT TO TYPE ‘DEAF’

What I can’t hear you


fashion-and-other-drugs:

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(Source: ghostatsea)

BHAINGANBHARTA CUCUMBERRAITA

(Source: docecomoacanela)

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

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I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…


slenclerman:

eat-draw-write:

theamericankid:

I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.

With this. I can’t even. 

wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde)

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