today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
Actually no you can’t because you’re dead please do not spread lies to the relatively easily deceived tumblr community
STOP I MEANT TO TYPE ‘DEAF’
What I can’t hear you
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.
With this. I can’t even.
wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.