(Source: xasiralx)


jackekarashae:

*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*

*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*

(Source: road to el dorado)


noodleweight:

these-greatexpectations:

This is BRILLIANT

I was fucking hoping this would happen.

(Source: reddit.com)

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied)

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.


life-is-knocking:

paintingwithink:

t0nightweride:

taint3ed:

sad-rad-and-fab:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

fave fave fave

I want to be kissed like this some day

I am taking notes

Why do I never get to be part of these studies

I hope they are together

(Source: theflavourofyourlips)


gwayordafreeway:

I’m always fascinated in seeing this type of creativity. It’s like how did they even begin to think of something this dope. Blows my mind.

(Source: sammylumpkins)

eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

maxolines:

sassy-spoon:

nerdbird:

Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.

That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.

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canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*